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Boris Johnson praises Pepper Pig World, compares himself to MOSES, makes ENGINE noises, and says ‘mother nature’ doesn’t like WFH in bizarre speech to business chiefs… then suffers an awkward silence as he loses his train of thought










Boris Johnson today praised Peppa Pig World, compared himelf to Moses and made engine noises in a bizarre speech to business chiefs.

In a bewildering address to the CBI, the PM hailed his family trip to the popular theme park – despite complaining that the TV character looks like a ‘hair dryer’ and Daddy Pig is a bit stereotyped.

Mr Johnson at one point extolled the virtues of Tesla cars, saying they were faster at accelerating from traffic lights than Ferraris. But he also attempted an impression of a traditional petrol engine, issuing a series of guttural sounds to confused delegates in South Shields.

Sticking with the environmental scheme, the premier said that in future it would be as unacceptable to build a coal station as to light a cigar on an aircraft.

In a bewildering address to the CBI, the PM hailed his family trip to the popular theme park - despite complaining that the TV character looks like a 'hair dryer' and Daddy Pig is a bit stereotyped

In a bewildering address to the CBI, the PM hailed his family trip to the popular theme park – despite complaining that the TV character looks like a ‘hair dryer’ and Daddy Pig is a bit stereotyped

Pictures have emerged of Mr Johnson, wife Carrie and son Wilf at Peppa Pig World in the New Forest yesterday

Pictures have emerged of Mr Johnson, wife Carrie and son Wilf at Peppa Pig World in the New Forest yesterday 

And he invoked the Moses comparison by suggesting he had descended from ‘Mount Sinai’ to hand civil servants his 10-point plan for achieving Net Zero by 2050.

At one point Mr Johnson was left floundering after losing his place in his rambling speech, leafing through pages while the audience sat in awkward silence.

Mr Johnson has said his ‘levelling-up’ agenda was a ‘moral mission’ as well as a necessary move for the economy.

The Prime Minister said achieving his goal would help the UK become a bigger economy than Germany.

‘It is a moral mission and as you get older I find the funny thing is you get more idealistic and less cynical,’ he told the CBI conference in South Shields.

‘It’s a moral thing but it’s also an economic imperative. Because if this country could achieve the same kind of geographical balance and dispersion of growth and wealth that you find in most of our most successful economic comparators, and if all our businesses could reach more balance in their levels of productivity, then there would be absolutely no stopping us and we would achieve – what I believe we can – and become the biggest and most successful economy in Europe.’

He acknowledged there were ‘chronic problems’ underlying the UK economy, including the imbalance between firms which were ‘go-getting world-beaters’ and the ‘long comet tail’ of businesses which lacked the necessary skills and investment to boost productivity.

Mr Johnson, who set out plans to boost the number of electric vehicle charging points, said the green industrial revolution meant ‘fate has handed us an opportunity’ to reshape the economy.

The PM said that electrification will be the key to the new ‘green’ industrial revolution.

‘Lenin once said the communist revolution was Soviet power plus the electrification of the whole country,’ he said in his keynote address to the CBI annual conference.

‘The coming industrial revolution is green power plus electrification of the whole country. We are electrifying our cars, we are electrifying our rail.’

At the same time, Mr Johnson said the country could not afford to neglect the road network as people returned to the office following the pandemic.

‘We cannot be endlessly hostile to road improvements. We have to fix it now,’ he said.

‘I know there are some people who think that working habits have been remade by the pandemic and that everyone will be working only on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday in an acronym I won’t repeat.

‘I don’t want to be dogmatic about this but I have my doubts. There are sound evolutionary reasons why mother nature does not like working from home. I prophesy people will come back to the office and they will come back on the roads and the rail.’

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